Are you sick of suffering through your family’s holiday parties with nothing to eat? Does your stomach turn at the thought of the impending carb-fest? Do you watch in disgust as your loved ones put out plates of bread-boat dip, chex mix, cookies, cakes, chips, and crackers with balls of some strange substance resembling cheese? Well fear not health conscious citizen! Now you can bring Primal Smokes new Holiday Survival Kit, available today for just three easy payments of $29.95.
Tell you in-laws to shove that stuffing where it really belongs!
The Primal Smoke 
steffturner
December 12, 2012 at 8:47 am
I want this for Christmas! Very clever!!
urbanpaleochef
December 12, 2012 at 9:19 am
Wow! That’s a good looking tool kit right there!!
goprimalcostarica
December 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Love it!!! It is so true! To sit and watch everyone carb up on processed “fud” is a real eye opener;-) Can’t wait to try some of your recipes. Thanks for the great site!
Brandyn Miller
December 12, 2012 at 9:41 pm
Haha love it!
Patrons of the Pit
January 4, 2013 at 12:53 pm
That’s pretty awesome!